Pretty Serious (Comedy Corner): 💕Relationship Consultation with Chiderah

 


💕 Relationship Consultation with Chiderah (In session)

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Man: There's a female lawyer I've been asking to go out on a date with me, yet it hasn't worked out. What do I do?


Me: Do you know why your female lawyer crush doesn't have time to go on a date with you❓🤔


Man: Please, tell me. I'm curious.


Me: Because she takes a lot of dates every week.


Man: 😭 I said it! So there are other men she would rather go out with than me?😣


Me: Check her calendar and diary, they are full of dates. If you pay attention to her calls, you'll keep hearing "... schedule a date..." or "... let's take a date..."


Man: 😭 I knew it. Been hearing all those "take date", "schedule date", "we need a date", most of the time😱


Me: Sorry man. Can't help you 🥸


Me: (When he leaves) 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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If you don't get it...
Go figure 😂


©Pretty Serious by Chiderah Beulah 

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